Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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