Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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