dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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