I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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