She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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