Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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