In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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