awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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