Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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