Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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