David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you inspire me to be a worse person
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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