I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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