Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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