Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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