Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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