He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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