It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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