My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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