I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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