like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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