i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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