ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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