i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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