I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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