rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Mom said you looked used
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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its like you know when i get waxed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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