im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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