yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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