But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
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