So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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