Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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