i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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