Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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