Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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