Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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