Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
