i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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