these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Randomize
