the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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