I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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