Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Randomize
