The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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