Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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