I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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