be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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