You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize
