I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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