I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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