I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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