i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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