I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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