So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
