Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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