You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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