Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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