I'm gonna have a badass scar
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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