even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
