hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have feelings that need drinking.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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