question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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